Holiday photos are shit. Come on. Really. If I need a photo of some landmark or other I'll Google Images (Save Image As...) rather than pointlessly photograph it myself. Look, here's one I took of the Eiffel Tower. Easily passed off as my own even though I've never been wherever it is. But where am I? Where's the Beef? Well it wouldn't particularly matter for the past 3 holidays I have only 3 photos, and I'm only in one.
I include these photos here for posterity. Firstly, If you've ever been in a dodgy lift just be thankful you weren't in Schindler's Lift which I first experienced in Budapest. This is in fact a real lift manufacturer based in the UK.
The next photo is 'Me On Gangs' taken in Krakow outside our apartment. Yes, that door is the door of our apartment and the year is 2008 and the car is real. This apartment is not a patch on Madrid, but I don't have a photo of that. Instead, the only photo from Madrid is this skip. Irish people love construction stuff. And so this is my last 3 holidays in 3 photos. Up yours.
